hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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