What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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