I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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