So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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