FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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