dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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