That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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