she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I believe in your delicious
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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