First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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