Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He better not be in your backpack
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
be right there i have to get my cape
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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