were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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