A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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