Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
