i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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