ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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