I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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