Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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