Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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