he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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