chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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