For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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