i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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