I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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