youre lurking in front of me
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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