Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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