Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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