so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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