FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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