Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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