just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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