Little spoons don't ask big questions
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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