Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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