South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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