I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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