Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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