Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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