dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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