whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Everything about him screamed your future.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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