maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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