Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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