Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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