Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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