how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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