"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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