$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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