Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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