your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Just high enough for therapy.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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