STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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