I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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