i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
and you fell through a lawn chair
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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