You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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