What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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