I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
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