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This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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