Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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