its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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